blenderweaselhasopinions:

hollowedskin:

prokopetz:

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

  • There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street
  • Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position
  • One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it
  • It was raining
  • One of them saw a weird bug

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

  • They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back
  • They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them
  • The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them
  • A flower fell off the potted plant
  • The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it
  • One of them lost their bandana
  • The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her
  • The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

tastefullyoffensive:

Sometimes, I love humans. (via tonysheps)

slightly-oblivvyous:

cutepetclub:

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

Kitten: *small mew*
Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”*
Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW*
Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?”
Kitten: *tiny mew*

yolokokoro:

here is my updated contribution to the ending of vine, a compilation of my all time favorite vines

alphaflyer:

audreysparkle:

pr1nceshawn:

Life With Cats.

Adorable little assholes

This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

rougespectre:

Some of my fav vines

Volume warning for some

bace-jeleren:

whowasphoone:

maxiesatanofficial:

yiffmaster:

mapsontheweb:

Thomas Jefferson’s proposed division of western U.S. territory into states, ca. 1784.

motherfucker thought he could slip a state named after himself in there

I mean in fairness he also gave his predecessors one each

fucking “metropotamia” though? “equitasia?” what a fucking nerd

isnt equitasia where the my little ponies live

I can’t believe Thomas Jefferson was the first brony

sirsmalldog:

freckle-goddess:

jolenemeghan:

ellway:

natashaxcoulson:

karasratworld:

Dylan really loved the Budweiser puppy ad

Are you kidding me that’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen I’m crying. I’m actually crying over a dog watching a puppy and a horse on tv someone stop me.

I’m literally crying what is happening that was the sweetest shit in the world.

My favorite part is that more dogs just kept showing up to watch too! @freckle-goddess

I am also crying tho tbh.

oh no there are literal tears what a darling angel 

captioningresource:

[p1: Put your wand away we can’t use magic outside of school!
p2: Mhmm. Accio the fucks I give
They’re not coming.]

littlemissfi:

thebestoftumbling:

Don’t take chain-comments lightly. 

Why yes I DID watch this five times in a row.

Man, reading phone: “Write this on ten vines or you’ll get smooshed by a lion *pfft*”

Lion enters.

Man: “Oh God it’s real! It’s real!”

ottergorl:

ottergorl:

ottergorl:

just-shower-thoughts:

Reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see it’s dead friends in our hand.

trees don’t have eyes

you fucking shit head

fuck you asshole

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